Throttle fixes everything. Love is kissing your rear bumper into a snowbank at 40 mph and not leaving a scratch. If hookers carried active differentials in their purses and knew how to use 'em, I wouldn't be married. Left-foot braking fixes everything the throttle doesn't fix, including impotence and poor self-esteem. Banging off a rev limiter while looking out a car's side window and slamming into a steering stop will cure cancer. If the car isn't moving around under power, you are a small, testicle-free squirrel. The handbrake fixes everything left-foot braking doesn't fix, including philosophical issues with most major religions and the heartbreakingly impossible question of what you should have for dinner*.
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aha! i knew you guys had a private day, my friends youth pastor called and asked if we were drifting saturday, i either thought he was confused with autocross, or dM had their own cool kids day.
JJ Alfano wrote:aha! i knew you guys had a private day, my friends youth pastor called and asked if we were drifting saturday, i either thought he was confused with autocross, or dM had their own cool kids day.
luckyyyy
this reminds me of somethign ive read before, must be a re-post
JJ Alfano wrote:aha! i knew you guys had a private day, my friends youth pastor called and asked if we were drifting saturday, i either thought he was confused with autocross, or dM had their own cool kids day.
luckyyyy
this reminds me of somethign ive read before, must be a re-post
yeah, some 240atlanta-born fanboy probably said it