joke for DM's

down_shift · Post by **down_shift** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:36 pm

whoa he lives here? I thought he only flew in for games.

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:39 pm

This is the FOERST time my sister and I have been on a date...since the doctor separated us.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:40 pm

We'd be quicker playing pick-up-sticks with our butt-cheeks than we would be getting outta here

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:41 pm

All I got in this world is my balls, and my word and I don't break them for no one.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:45 pm

Who did your mother marry Mr. Rodgers?
No Mr. Johnson

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:47 pm

Junior, why didn't you have your gun loaded?

When I put bullets in it, Daddy, it gets too heavy.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:50 pm

If you screw up just this much, you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong!

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:55 pm

On my ship you will refer to me as idiot, not you, Captain.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 1:57 pm

All cowboys ain't dumb. Some of them got smarts reall good, like me.

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:03 pm

Buncha slack-jawed faggots 'round here! This stuff makes you feel like a Goddamned sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me!

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:05 pm

Real tomato catsup Eddie?"
Nothin' but the best!

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:06 pm

We'd better get to the tower, Lieutenant.

We have no tower, sir.

No tower?

Just a bridge, sir.

Why the hell aren't I told about these things?

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:08 pm

Hey laser lips! Your mama was a snowblower!

FooSchnickens · Post by **FooSchnickens** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:15 pm

Well, there's one thing you won't like Private Snowball. They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon on a daily basis in my mess hall.

Yoshi · Post by **Yoshi** » Mon Aug 31, 2009 2:15 pm

Well, there a plenty of disadvantages to fighting in a basement...

The biggest one being... YOU'RE IN A GOT DAMN BASEMENT!