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haha...
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lol that's awesome.
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thats pretty good! lolz
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i love the wheels :D
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Haha, that makes me smile.
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I needed a good laugh.
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:lol:
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:D

makes you wonder what she hit though, the front bumper's untouched.
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The stove.
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andysapp wrote:The mailbox.
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mynameismike wrote:
andysapp wrote:The doorknob.
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You can conveniently replace anything she uses to stop the car. Even the brakes.
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andysapp wrote:The dishwasher.
I AM THE CHEESE WHEEL
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S.K.Robot wrote:
andysapp wrote:The dishwasher.
trick question. she is the dishwasher.
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Question: When is the only time a woman should get a tan?

Answer: When the roof blows off the kitchen.

Jokes.com sent me that is the joke of the day yesterday.
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