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by DriftDuck
Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:17 am
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: joke for DM's
Replies: 54
Views: 8136

Re: joke for DM's

hate you guys
by DriftDuck
Mon Aug 31, 2009 12:07 am
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: joke for DM's
Replies: 54
Views: 8136

joke for DM's

I thought of this when I was masturbating to pictures of martha stewart.


how do you know if a driftmechanik has had sex?



one of his hands are clean.



JOHNNY!!! PLAY ME OFF!!!
by DriftDuck
Wed Jul 22, 2009 7:45 am
Forum: *.driftPictures
Topic: dM --> 95.7% Asshole by volume
Replies: 52
Views: 7823

Re: Drifters taste like grape fruit.

this beer markets itself.



heres the funny thing. I saw it at the store, took it to the register to pay for it... and they had no listing for it. I was like "well shit, I didn't bring it in here with me."

so the guy asks "how much was it?"

so I said "uhh... like $8"

and he said "and?"

"69 ...
by DriftDuck
Tue Jul 21, 2009 10:56 pm
Forum: *.driftPictures
Topic: dM --> 95.7% Asshole by volume
Replies: 52
Views: 7823

Re: Drifters taste like grape fruit.

5.7% alcohol


yuuuuuuup


personally, I thought it tasted like pineapple. you say tomato, I say tomato. I say pineapple, chris says grapefruit.


*ass remote temper tantrum*
by DriftDuck
Mon Jul 20, 2009 4:57 pm
Forum: *.driftPictures
Topic: dM goes Nordschleife ;-)
Replies: 21
Views: 3501

Re: dM goes Nordschleife ;-)

this thread is full of win.
by DriftDuck
Thu May 14, 2009 4:14 am
Forum: *.driftPictures
Topic: candid Triple Threat pics!
Replies: 47
Views: 6367

Image

holy jesus christ riding a dinosaur..... am I really that fat and stupid looking? I'm going to go kill myself
by DriftDuck
Tue May 12, 2009 6:59 pm
Forum: *.eventsAndMeats
Topic: Formula D Atlanta - ROLLLLLLLLLLL CAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLL!
Replies: 57
Views: 14790

triple threat kicked ass. met bunches of new people.

represent
by DriftDuck
Mon Dec 01, 2008 11:19 pm
Forum: *.driftPictures
Topic: ~ Post a Picture of Your Ride ~
Replies: 3729
Views: 1279377

Falkon45 wrote:I wouldn't be the FOERST. But I'm being even more weird, by using a 5m head. 12v FTW.
should take well to boost actually.

probably the best thing about 7m's is the fact that if you blow one up, you can get another one for next to nothing.
by DriftDuck
Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:11 pm
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: What I did this afternoon
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

That totally rocks. hey, can I be a super cheapskate, and jump my supra on with you?

I can get you the super baller build for the basic build price. Mostly because I'm super cheap, and can find the next best, but just as effective deal.

and bodykits are gay.



hey, nothing wrong with being a ...
by DriftDuck
Fri Nov 28, 2008 10:13 pm
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: What I did this afternoon
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

POOPscandal wrote:put a ski rack on that shit. and a trailer hitch.
Image


thanks for the idea. now I'm JDM tite.
by DriftDuck
Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:31 pm
Forum: *.driftPictures
Topic: ~ Post a Picture of Your Ride ~
Replies: 3729
Views: 1279377

Brian Harte wrote:Image
lol what did I do...
if I had to guess I would say.... r33?
by DriftDuck
Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:02 pm
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: What I did this afternoon
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

POOPscandal wrote:put a ski rack on that shit. and a trailer hitch.

I knew I was missing something

*drives to pep boys*
by DriftDuck
Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:59 am
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: What I did this afternoon
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

Frosty_SPL wrote:I think its funny. Its not like you expect people to actually give you money anyway.

I get it.

so far the only offer I has is
the eric formerly known as munchie wrote: i'll put $100 towards getting it on top gear to be tossed in the air or shot with a canon

those episodes are great
by DriftDuck
Wed Nov 26, 2008 1:48 am
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: What I did this afternoon
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

well good. I'm glad you voiced your opinion. I'm sure someone will think its relevant.
by DriftDuck
Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:52 pm
Forum: *.generalDiscussion
Topic: What I did this afternoon
Replies: 22
Views: 3978

Still sounds like a bitch move to me...doesn't matter if your just joking or not. I can see your vagina from here.



http://b6.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/00149/69/21/149751296_l.jpg

where I spent 2002-2007

its ok, you can keep talking. Shit talking makes me happy. Sorry I'm not a productive ...