Fast and Furious McDonalds
Posted: Tue Jun 15, 2004 2:54 am
Granted... this is pretty old, but I just watched the FOERST F&F again for the four millionth time,
and remembered how funny this list is!
Feel free to add on!
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I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.
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I need shakes! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
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AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!!
YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF TO PIECES!
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What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!
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You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a welds on your nugget box!!!
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Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef.
My dad ate it her 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce,
the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your best time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
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My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
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So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out the hard way??
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It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
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Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!
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You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. Granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should have...!!!
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Now me and the Hamburgler here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED!
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You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!
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Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
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Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
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They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
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I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the
play-place, I stay on mine... everyone stays happy.
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All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.
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I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
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Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal.
But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY.
To some people that's more important.
and remembered how funny this list is!
Feel free to add on!
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.
--
I need shakes! Two of them. The big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!
--
AMATURES DONT SUPER-SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!!
YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF TO PIECES!
--
What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, 6-dollar burger!
--
You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a welds on your nugget box!!!
--
Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef.
My dad ate it her 9.0 seconds flat. There was so much special sauce,
the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line.
What's your best time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
--
My grill topped out at 140 degrees today. I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones
--
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out the hard way??
--
It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
--
Bull shi* ***hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwich around here!
--
You almost had me? You never had me. You never had your burger. Granny-biting, not double-chomping like you should have...!!!
--
Now me and the Hamburgler here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED!
--
You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. Ooh. Ouch!
--
Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!
--
Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.
--
They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All because someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
--
I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the
play-place, I stay on mine... everyone stays happy.
--
All the descriptions were the same. 3 black Angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, Mushimoto mayonaisse.
--
I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
--
Check it out, it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal.
But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY.
To some people that's more important.
