• where do I send

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:45 pm**

my resume', mod list, CC number, SSN, and pics of my car, I want to join your team.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:51 pm**

don't forget your dues. $50 per year.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:54 pm**

oh right, that too.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 5:54 pm**

plus a $70 application charge

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:01 pm**

wow this team is getting expensive.....

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:12 pm**

You have to get a pelican tattooed on your chest.

Orrr... come out drifting with us on teh Dunwoodry Touge.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:16 pm**

isnt there a shipping and handling fee?

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:17 pm**

Only like eleventy dollars American hard currency.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:22 pm**

thats a lot cheaper when i joined, plus i had to get 4 pelicans on my chest. whats up wih that?

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:23 pm**

our tattoo artist moved so now i have to do them all by hand with a sharpie marker and a sewing needle. i'm too lazy to do 4 on every new person that joins, so we dropped it to 1. feel special though.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:44 pm**

dM tattoos on the left ass cheek?

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 6:49 pm**

what about the pirateship tattoo the newbies are supposed to get on the top of their freshly shaved scalp?

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:13 pm**

YES. That too. And a dump truck.

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 7:38 pm**

Dump Truck and a John Deere tractor. YESSSSSS

Posted: **Mon Aug 15, 2005 10:26 pm**

Don't forget a bullfrog with a firecracker in it's mouth.

And a cup of Yoplait Thick and Creamy yogurt.