Comes Eat Crab Meat and Play Godzilla Bot Dun Touch Me K?

darkducati · Post by **darkducati** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:16 pm

charlie wrote:This thread gets better by the second. God damn I live for this shit!

The puns are getting better faster. Or was that fister?

Generz · Post by **Generz** » Thu May 22, 2008 4:25 pm

Has anyone else been ripped off by this so-called 'King of Imitation Crabmeat?"

It seems that he just wants to play.. and NOT PAY.

Greg · Post by **Greg** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:01 pm

the ladies call me "King Crab Meat"

darkducati · Post by **darkducati** » Thu May 22, 2008 5:43 pm

The crown of my meat has crabs.

Cankles · Post by **Cankles** » Thu May 22, 2008 6:55 pm

my crabs have built a little village around my meat, and they worship it and sacrafice virgin crabs to it

Post by **andysapp** » Fri May 23, 2008 2:50 pm

WOW. ^^

Generz · Post by **Generz** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:11 pm

StLCankles wrote:my crabs have built a little village around my meat, and they worship it and sacrafice virgin crabs to it

incan crabs huh?

collink · Post by **collink** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:51 pm

HAHAHAHA....WOW Cankles...Jesus Chris that's disturbing...

charlie · Post by **charlie** » Fri May 23, 2008 3:56 pm

quazar I hope that you are prepared to assume the responsibilities that come with starting such an epic thread. We will be discussing this for years to cum.

Generz · Post by **Generz** » Fri May 23, 2008 4:39 pm

charlie wrote:quazar I hope that you are prepared to assume the responsibilities that come with starting such an epic thread. We will be discussing this for years to cum.

I was born with crabs.

darkducati · Post by **darkducati** » Fri May 23, 2008 5:39 pm

quazar311 wrote:
charlie wrote:quazar I hope that you are prepared to assume the responsibilities that come with starting such an epic thread. We will be discussing this for years to cum.
I was born with crabs.

I once used to really enjoy the taste of crab but I since I don't eat meat I don't get it anymore. I do however nibble on the occasional cocktail wiener.

Cankles · Post by **Cankles** » Fri May 23, 2008 6:56 pm

darkducati wrote:I once used to really enjoy the occupational hazards of crab but I since I quit street walking I don't get it anymore. I do however gobble on the occasional wiener on the side for $5.

Generz · Post by **Generz** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:01 pm

StLCankles wrote:
darkducati wrote:I once used to really enjoy the occupational hazards of crab but I since I quit street walking I don't get it anymore. I do however gobble on the occasional wiener on the side for $5.

Cankles you paid?

I got mines for free!

Holla at a playa!

darkducati · Post by **darkducati** » Fri May 23, 2008 7:59 pm

quazar311 wrote:
StLCankles wrote:
darkducati wrote:I once used to really enjoy the occupational hazards of crab but I since I quit street walking I don't get it anymore. I do however gobble on the occasional wiener on the side for $5.
Cankles you paid?

I got mines for free!

Holla at a playa!

Well, I do have a thing for Asians.

Generz · Post by **Generz** » Fri May 23, 2008 11:26 pm

darkducati wrote:
quazar311 wrote:
StLCankles wrote:
darkducati wrote:I once used to really enjoy the occupational hazards of crab but I since I quit street walking I don't get it anymore. I do however gobble on the occasional wiener on the side for $5.
Cankles you paid?

I got mines for free!

Holla at a playa!
Well, I do have a thing for Asians.

Doesn't everyone?