Blowjob?

2 even

get a G8GT

Wow, that's horrible. Here we can drive around with all the windows fiberglassed over and painted matte black and the cops can't mess with us. My front license plate is tilted to the point you can barely read it heads on, and no cop has ever given me grief about it here.

Then again, a brand new Legacy is 50 grand USD. Import taxes suck. At least it's JDM, shipped straight from Japan.

^lucky not to live in a police state.

Chicago's meter maid population makes up about 42% of the population I think. They're EVERYWHERE. It's even worse than when I lived in Savannah where they had the little three wheel golf-cart thingies. Here they don't even need those because there's like three assigned to every city block.

And I don't know where the money goes either cuz the roads here are SHIT.

That is some total wackness.

geez louise. i seriously got a ticket the other night FOR BACKING INTO A PARKING SPOT.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

dear charlie,
haters gonna hate.

yours truly,
P.Haire


ps. you are a swell dude. struka and i talked about that bar we visited near your place tonight. wish i was there with my bros again.
pps. goodnight.

it's really weird. i'm not mad about the ticket anymore.

'member that old chick that was in the bar that was all worried we were going to steal her drink? i should've stolen it and then threw it in her face.

lol and then smashed the glass over her head

P.Haire wrote:'member that old chick that was in the bar that was all worried we were going to steal her drink? i should've stolen it and then threw it in her face.

If you're talking about the lady I think you are, she was hillariously drunk.

and thought she was super hot!

That lady was sketchtown, hahaha. Steal your drink? Really?
HAHAHA!

They gave you the ticket while the car was parked!?! wow