Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 7:03 pm
I guess best plan would be to meet up for the 9:00 and if its sold out buy for the next showing. So 8:40-45ish.
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Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:36 pm
That movie was an incredible sight. I really want to see it again!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 12:51 pm
I want to see it in Imax
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:00 pm
i'm going to see it at the Imax downtown in about an hour. i can't wait!! but holy shit, 16 bones for a movie ticket?! 
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:51 pm
andysapp wrote:I really want to see it again!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 3:58 pm
I think Clint was saying that Imax is weird, because you have to move your head so much to see what's going on in the movie that you get dizzy. Honestly, though... after seeing it on a regular screen... I would love to rawk out Imax.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 4:51 pm
$16 skins WTF?!?! I think it's $11 herecharlie wrote:i'm going to see it at the Imax downtown in about an hour. i can't wait!! but holy shit, 16 bones for a movie ticket?!
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 7:12 pm
Something about the further north you go, the more tix cost.
I remember NY was insane when I lived there.
Hehehe.
I remember NY was insane when I lived there.
Hehehe.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:43 am
ya no joke normal tickets for use here to see a movie is $320.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 11:36 am
I definately wanted to be a spartan after watching the movie; it was that bad assandysapp wrote:That movie was an incredible sight. I really want to see it again!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 1:38 pm
Hellz yeah dude... I want a scar on my eye from battle!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 5:01 pm
The movie just rocked my socks off!
I wanna go work out now!
I wanna go work out now!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:04 pm
Ima throw a battle axe at your new helmet hawk.andysapp wrote:Hellz yeah dude... I want a scar on my eye from battle!
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 7:36 pm
DO IT!11
Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2007 1:50 am
I'd say spoiler alert but I assume everyone has seen this cinematic adventure by now, come on its been out 3 days.
That being said heres a review:
"I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your
balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's
called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they
could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule. It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it's sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY . Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, "I need some extra sauce packets" guess what? You're getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass
kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE:
COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES
Who gives a shit if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that
chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift
supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for
clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.
COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS
Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but
the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does
it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video
from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks,
ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got
Rosie O'Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise
from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this
movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.
NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY")
These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around.
And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked
woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic.
Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this - IT'S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can't someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?
My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I've seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf."
That being said heres a review:
"I just saw a movie that'll give your eyes boners, make your
balls scream and make you poop DVD copies of THE TRANSPORTER. It's
called 300. I don't know what the title has to do with the movie, but they
could've called it KITTENS MAKING CANDLES and it'd still rule. It's about these 300 Greek dudes who stomp the sugar-coated shit out of like a million other dudes. I have a feeling that a lot of high school sports coaches are going to show this film to their teams before they play. Also, gay dudes and divorced women are going to use screen captures for computer wallpaper.
The movie takes place about a million years ago, and it's sort of like a prequel to SIN CITY . Except way less guns and cars but twice as much skull splitting. If you watch this movie and go into a Taco Bell, and say to the cashier, "I need some extra sauce packets" guess what? You're getting twenty sauce packets because your face will punch him in the brain.
I can't spoil the plot because THANK GOD THERE ISN'T ONE. Just ass
kicking that kicks ass that, while said ass is getting kicked, is kicking yet more ass that's hitting someone's balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is frozen whiskey.
TWO COOL THINGS ABOUT THE MOVIE AND ONE THING I DIDN'T LIKE:
COOL THING ONE:
HEAVY METAL DURING BATTLE SCENES
Who gives a shit if the music isn't historically correct? LORD OF THE RINGS could've used some Journey. This movie has that
chu-CHUNG kind of metal that you hear in your head when your shift
supervisor at Wetzel's Pretzel is telling you that you'll have to stay for
clean up and you wish you had a sock filled with quarters in your hand.
COOL THING TWO:
FOES, MINI-BOSSES AND A BIG BOSS
Basically, the Greek dudes are fighting these Persian dudes, but
the director, who must have a dick made of three machine guns, does
it all like a video game. The Greeks fight every death metal video
from the last ten years. There's wave after wave of giants, freaks,
ninjas, mutants, wizards, and a hunchback who looks like he's got
Rosie O'Donnell on his back. Would I have been happy if Dom DeLuise
from HISTORY OF THE WORLD, PART I had shown up? Maybe, but this
movie more than makes up for that glaring oversight.
NOT SO GOOD THING:
DUDE NUDITY ("DUDE-ITY")
These are Greek times, when there were a lot of naked women around.
And there are some naked women in this film, but almost every naked
woman scene has a muscular dude giving the screen an ass picnic.
Dude-ity is something directors put in their movies so people will think they're serious, I guess, and not just throwing in naked hotties. Any directors reading this - IT'S OKAY TO JUST THROW IN NAKED HOTTIES. Can't someone make a movie about naked Amazons and call it PAUSE BUTTON?
My final analysis is 300 the most ass-ruling movie I've seen this year, and will probably be the King of 2007 unless someone makes a movie where a pair of sentient boobs fights a werewolf."